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Old 06-02-2018, 02:46 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2018, 02:52 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2018, 02:55 PM   #53 (permalink)
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"The war with China was tragic, but no more tragic than Chula's genocidal massacre of Nanjing. Still no word on who fragged him."
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*Chula, shot dead by security, but not before he stabbed Rick Santorum 76 times with a steak knife. Santorum's on life support and not expected to make it through the evening. St. Peter gives Chula a lifetime 'all you can eat and drink' card to the Apostle's Italian Bistro and Bar. Loud cheers break out in the gate line behind him. Chula performs a sweeping bow.*
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Old 06-02-2018, 03:19 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2018, 04:14 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, right. I'll use the most painful method possible. Why would I poison her, when all it will take is playing one of Frownland's tracks and her head will explode? Job done.
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*Chula, shot dead by security, but not before he stabbed Rick Santorum 76 times with a steak knife. Santorum's on life support and not expected to make it through the evening. St. Peter gives Chula a lifetime 'all you can eat and drink' card to the Apostle's Italian Bistro and Bar. Loud cheers break out in the gate line behind him. Chula performs a sweeping bow.*
Then they laugh and tell you you're actually going to Hell as you committed murder. Yeah, even murder of a Republican is seen as a sin. Sorry. Say Hi to Jimmy!
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Old 06-02-2018, 04:32 PM   #57 (permalink)
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*Chula, shot dead by security, but not before he stabbed Rick Santorum 76 times with a steak knife. Santorum's on life support and not expected to make it through the evening. St. Peter gives Chula a lifetime 'all you can eat and drink' card to the Apostle's Italian Bistro and Bar. Loud cheers break out in the gate line behind him. Chula performs a sweeping bow.*
"Chula still wasn't quite cognizant after the painkillers for his liver disease, but he probably should have been suspicious when Donald Trump showed up at his hospital bed with a handful of pills."
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