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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
*Chula, shot dead by security, but not before he stabbed Rick Santorum 76 times with a steak knife. Santorum's on life support and not expected to make it through the evening. St. Peter gives Chula a lifetime 'all you can eat and drink' card to the Apostle's Italian Bistro and Bar. Loud cheers break out in the gate line behind him. Chula performs a sweeping bow.*
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"Chula still wasn't quite cognizant after the painkillers for his liver disease, but he probably should have been suspicious when Donald Trump showed up at his hospital bed with a handful of pills."