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Old 06-02-2018, 03:32 PM   #57 (permalink)
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*Chula, shot dead by security, but not before he stabbed Rick Santorum 76 times with a steak knife. Santorum's on life support and not expected to make it through the evening. St. Peter gives Chula a lifetime 'all you can eat and drink' card to the Apostle's Italian Bistro and Bar. Loud cheers break out in the gate line behind him. Chula performs a sweeping bow.*
"Chula still wasn't quite cognizant after the painkillers for his liver disease, but he probably should have been suspicious when Donald Trump showed up at his hospital bed with a handful of pills."
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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