1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound.
I'm sure the first time was when I was a baby, so I don't remember, but I remember the first time I did something about it. I was 11, and so was the neighbor boy. We decided to jack it together in his tree house, and it was the first time I ejaculated. It was very nice to see c
um squirt out of another penis, too.
2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick?
Alpha Black Lotus.
3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid?
The tarantula that keep frogs as bodyguards.
4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die?
Put me back to sleep.
5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do?
Save the money and don't leave the house.
6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting?
Scoring.