The Saturday 6-Pack

OccultHawk · 06-16-2018, 05:46 PM

Got em!

Oriphiel · 06-23-2018, 05:02 AM

1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound.

2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick?

3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid?

4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die?

5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do?

6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting?

Zhanteimi · 06-23-2018, 05:27 AM

1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound.

I'm sure the first time was when I was a baby, so I don't remember, but I remember the first time I did something about it. I was 11, and so was the neighbor boy. We decided to jack it together in his tree house, and it was the first time I ejaculated. It was very nice to see cum squirt out of another penis, too.

2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick?

Alpha Black Lotus.

3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid?

The tarantula that keep frogs as bodyguards.

4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die?

Put me back to sleep.

5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do?

Save the money and don't leave the house.

6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting?

Scoring.

OccultHawk · 06-23-2018, 05:52 AM

1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound.

Nope

2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick?

Whatever has the highest resell value.

3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid?

The brain bug on Starship Troopers

4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die?

Eaten alive by Chio

5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do?

Keep the fiddy and sleep

6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting?

Messi on pitch gun in mouth suicide

rubber soul · 06-23-2018, 05:53 AM

1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound.

I think it was the first time I went camping

2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick?

Ebay

3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid?

Zorak

4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die?

Very carefully

5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do?

I know I wouldn't bet against Croatia

6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting?

Naked women?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-23-2018, 05:57 AM

1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound.

No I can not.

2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick?

Car probably.

3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid?

Grasshoppers.

4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die?

OD.

5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do?

Eat a pizza and hug my cat.

6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting?

Northern Ireland being there/England winning it.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-23-2018, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting?

Messi on pitch gun in mouth suicide

haha

**Frownland** · 06-23-2018, 08:57 AM

1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound.

Nope. Don't toddlers usually get a bit wanky? Probably around then.

2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick?

A really nice sitar.

3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid?

Dragonflies I guess.

4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die?

Drop a 2 ton rock on my head while I'm still sleeping.

5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do?

I'd take a friend to see Hereditary like I've been meaning to.

6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting?

If soccer was as violent as hockey.

The Batlord · 06-23-2018, 10:23 AM

1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound.

It was quite possibly due to Rogue from the 90s X-Men cartoon.

2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick?

Gaming PC.

3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid?

Ants don't bug me and they're cool to watch.

4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die?

Snu snu.

5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do?

You do realize people often have days off and $50 right? Get drunk and order a pizza I guess.

6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting?

Less soccer.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 06-23-2018, 10:33 AM

1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound.

not really, no.

2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick?

coil overs so i could lower my car

3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid?

insects are ****ing disgusting but ants are kinda cool

4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die?

i would like to be shot into outerspace

5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do?

nothing, just enjoy the fact that i’m $50 richer.

6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting?

me not working through 3/4th of the games

06-16-2018, 05:46 PM	#8251 (permalink)
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06-23-2018, 05:02 AM	#8252 (permalink)
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06-23-2018, 05:27 AM	#8253 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,874	1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound. I'm sure the first time was when I was a baby, so I don't remember, but I remember the first time I did something about it. I was 11, and so was the neighbor boy. We decided to jack it together in his tree house, and it was the first time I ejaculated. It was very nice to see cum squirt out of another penis, too. 2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick? Alpha Black Lotus. 3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid? The tarantula that keep frogs as bodyguards. 4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die? Put me back to sleep. 5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do? Save the money and don't leave the house. 6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting? Scoring. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic Last edited by Zhanteimi; 06-23-2018 at 05:57 AM.

06-23-2018, 05:52 AM	#8254 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound. Nope 2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick? Whatever has the highest resell value. 3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid? The brain bug on Starship Troopers 4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die? Eaten alive by Chio 5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do? Keep the fiddy and sleep 6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting? Messi on pitch gun in mouth suicide __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

06-23-2018, 08:57 AM	#8258 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound. Nope. Don't toddlers usually get a bit wanky? Probably around then. 2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick? A really nice sitar. 3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid? Dragonflies I guess. 4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die? Drop a 2 ton rock on my head while I'm still sleeping. 5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do? I'd take a friend to see Hereditary like I've been meaning to. 6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting? If soccer was as violent as hockey. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-23-2018, 05:57 AM	#8256 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound. No I can not. 2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick? Car probably. 3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid? Grasshoppers. 4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die? OD. 5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do? Eat a pizza and hug my cat. 6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting? Northern Ireland being there/England winning it.