Music Banter - View Single Post - The Sexual Experience Thread
View Single Post
Old 06-28-2018, 01:18 PM   #11048 (permalink)
The Batlord
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista View Post
Ya'll wish you had my mature good looks, charm, charisma, and forwardness.

Ya'll wish you'd traveled the same sexual path that I have. The memories.....

Ya'll wish you are not 58, cause it sucks. BPH, ED, and other ****.

She is really cute. And her eyes.........

*masturbates*

(not really, it's too hot right now)
I'm pretty sure you haven't ****ed any other women since you started dating your wife, so your "sexual path" is probably pretty straight and narrow.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote