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Old 06-28-2018, 12:46 PM   #11041 (permalink)
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Bro I'm sure that waitress was all about them old man balls and not at all that sweet sweet 20%.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:04 PM   #11042 (permalink)
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Ya'll wish you had my mature good looks, charm, charisma, and forwardness.

Ya'll wish you'd traveled the same sexual path that I have. The memories.....

Ya'll wish you are not 58, cause it sucks. BPH, ED, and other ****.

She is really cute. And her eyes.........

*masturbates*

(not really, it's too hot right now)
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:07 PM   #11043 (permalink)
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Interesting assumption.

Question: when you criticize me, are you secretly just jealous?
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:07 PM   #11044 (permalink)
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^^I'm legit creeped out.
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:09 PM   #11045 (permalink)
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I don't see why Chula doesn't just head to a bar and actually make something of his apparently unassailable flirt game.
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:17 PM   #11046 (permalink)
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Question: when you criticize me, are you secretly just jealous?
I've seen pictures of you.

Ori, read my post again.
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:18 PM   #11047 (permalink)
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I also don't have to wish I wasn't 58 because I'm not 58.
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:18 PM   #11048 (permalink)
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Ya'll wish you had my mature good looks, charm, charisma, and forwardness.

Ya'll wish you'd traveled the same sexual path that I have. The memories.....

Ya'll wish you are not 58, cause it sucks. BPH, ED, and other ****.

She is really cute. And her eyes.........

*masturbates*

(not really, it's too hot right now)
I'm pretty sure you haven't ****ed any other women since you started dating your wife, so your "sexual path" is probably pretty straight and narrow.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:20 PM   #11049 (permalink)
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I've seen pictures of you.
That's a yes.
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:24 PM   #11050 (permalink)
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How cheap do you have to be to consider a 20% tip flirting? The dudes at my local Mexican restaurant must be pretty uncomfortable whenever I walk in.
Stop stiffing them.
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