1. What time did you wake up today?
4:15 AM but I’m going back to sleep. Head hurts. I did fall back asleep. It’s almost 7 now. Head still hurts. I’m drinking a Coca-Cola
2. Got any plans, sugar tits?
I’m gonna fight, for my right, to party!
3. Monkeys or apes?
Apes
4. Which unconventional animal would you keep as a pet if you were a powerful drug lord/basketball player/tyrant/etc.?
An Asian teenager.
5. What's the last meal that you ate from a restaurant? How was it? Fast food counts.
Papa John’s thin crust pepperoni (the new $7.77 campaign). I can feel some of it knocking on my anus right now. Low on toilet paper
6. If you could start a charity as a cover for your illegal operations, what would the cause be?
OccultHawk’s poor people’s center. Large private room shelter with private security. Free housing that would be safe from the police and violent criminals. It would also include a large cafeteria that would serve 3 healthy squares a day. And of course a free medical center. I’d set up hundreds of them around the world. I’d get elph to help me.