The Saturday 6-Pack

OccultHawk · 06-30-2018, 05:55 AM

1. What time did you wake up today?

4:15 AM but I’m going back to sleep. Head hurts. I did fall back asleep. It’s almost 7 now. Head still hurts. I’m drinking a Coca-Cola

2. Got any plans, sugar tits?

I’m gonna fight, for my right, to party!

3. Monkeys or apes?

Apes

4. Which unconventional animal would you keep as a pet if you were a powerful drug lord/basketball player/tyrant/etc.?

An Asian teenager.

5. What's the last meal that you ate from a restaurant? How was it? Fast food counts.

Papa John’s thin crust pepperoni (the new $7.77 campaign). I can feel some of it knocking on my anus right now. Low on toilet paper

6. If you could start a charity as a cover for your illegal operations, what would the cause be?

OccultHawk’s poor people’s center. Large private room shelter with private security. Free housing that would be safe from the police and violent criminals. It would also include a large cafeteria that would serve 3 healthy squares a day. And of course a free medical center. I’d set up hundreds of them around the world. I’d get elph to help me.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-30-2018, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

5. What's the last meal that you ate from a restaurant? How was it? Fast food counts.

Papa John’s thin crust pepperoni (the new $7.77 campaign). I can feel some of it knocking on my anus right now. Low on toilet paper

Classic Hawk.

It's the sad face that got me

Psy-Fi · 06-30-2018, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

5. What's the last meal that you ate from a restaurant? How was it? Fast food counts.

Papa John’s thin crust pepperoni (the new $7.77 campaign). I can feel some of it knocking on my anus right now. Low on toilet paper

Pooper John's

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-30-2018, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

Pooper John's

good work.

The Batlord · 06-30-2018, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

6. If you could start a charity as a cover for your illegal operations, what would the cause be?

OccultHawk’s poor people’s center. Large private room shelter with private security. Free housing that would be safe from the police and violent criminals. It would also include a large cafeteria that would serve 3 healthy squares a day. And of course a free medical center. I’d set up hundreds of them around the world. I’d get elph to help me.

Dude I can drink with the drunks and then hand out food before passing out with my head in a urinal.

OccultHawk · 06-30-2018, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dude I can drink with the drunks and then hand out food before passing out with my head in a urinal.

You’re hired!

I also want you as a roommate so we can metal out

You choose the tunes Monday-Saturday

I get Sunday

XOXOX
<3

The Batlord · 06-30-2018, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

You’re hired!

I also want you as a roommate so we can metal out

You choose the tunes Monday-Saturday

I get Sunday

XOXOX
<3

Bright and early Monday afternoon...

**Frownland** · 06-30-2018, 10:54 AM

1. What time did you wake up today?

4 then 8.

2. Got any plans, sugar tits?

Gonna take a little nap then I'll hop on the train, go see Hereditary and hit up a couple of bars after.

3. Monkeys or apes?

Monkeys are cuter but apes are the homies tbf.

4. Which unconventional animal would you keep as a pet if you were a powerful drug lord/basketball player/tyrant/etc.?

A pygmy elephant.

5. What's the last meal that you ate from a restaurant? How was it? Fast food counts.

I got a carne asada burrito last weekend and it was so ****ing bland dude. Don't **** with the Mexican food in Encinitas.

6. If you could start a charity as a cover for your illegal operations, what would the cause be?

SmokeAndMirrors · 06-30-2018, 08:52 PM

1. What time did you wake up today?

9:30 AM. First day back to work, also my 30th birthday.

2. Got any plans, sugar tits?

Smoke this weed, install stuff on my newly formatted computer, listen to music, vomit on MusicBanter a bit (love you guys), sleep.

3. Monkeys or apes?

It's the same to the bullet.

4. Which unconventional animal would you keep as a pet if you were a powerful drug lord/basketball player/tyrant/etc.?

Burmese Python.
Because of this:

5. What's the last meal that you ate from a restaurant? How was it? Fast food counts.

McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder Meal, Large.
It was munchies before shift/breakfast. It also tasted like tour shot my wallet but food is food.

6. If you could start a charity as a cover for your illegal operations, what would the cause be?

Wtf kind of a question is that??

WWWP · 06-30-2018, 11:02 PM

1. What time did you wake up today?

6am, it's a curse.

2. Got any plans, sugar tits?

yeah i'm trying to get to level 40 in the mines in stardew valley

3. Monkeys or apes?

monkeys on the streets, apes in the sheets

4. Which unconventional animal would you keep as a pet if you were a powerful drug lord/basketball player/tyrant/etc.?

i'd make a sanctuary that could take in every animal i freed from a zoo or circus

5. What's the last meal that you ate from a restaurant? How was it? Fast food counts.

my bf's leftover carne asada burrito from the taqueria on the corner, fue muy bueno

6. If you could start a charity as a cover for your illegal operations, what would the cause be?

some kind of disease "awareness" org

06-30-2018, 05:55 AM	#8301 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	1. What time did you wake up today? 4:15 AM but I’m going back to sleep. Head hurts. I did fall back asleep. It’s almost 7 now. Head still hurts. I’m drinking a Coca-Cola 2. Got any plans, sugar tits? I’m gonna fight, for my right, to party! 3. Monkeys or apes? Apes 4. Which unconventional animal would you keep as a pet if you were a powerful drug lord/basketball player/tyrant/etc.? An Asian teenager. 5. What's the last meal that you ate from a restaurant? How was it? Fast food counts. Papa John’s thin crust pepperoni (the new $7.77 campaign). I can feel some of it knocking on my anus right now. Low on toilet paper 6. If you could start a charity as a cover for your illegal operations, what would the cause be? OccultHawk’s poor people’s center. Large private room shelter with private security. Free housing that would be safe from the police and violent criminals. It would also include a large cafeteria that would serve 3 healthy squares a day. And of course a free medical center. I’d set up hundreds of them around the world. I’d get elph to help me. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

06-30-2018, 10:54 AM	#8308 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	1. What time did you wake up today? 4 then 8. 2. Got any plans, sugar tits? Gonna take a little nap then I'll hop on the train, go see Hereditary and hit up a couple of bars after. 3. Monkeys or apes? Monkeys are cuter but apes are the homies tbf. 4. Which unconventional animal would you keep as a pet if you were a powerful drug lord/basketball player/tyrant/etc.? A pygmy elephant. 5. What's the last meal that you ate from a restaurant? How was it? Fast food counts. I got a carne asada burrito last weekend and it was so **ing bland dude. Don't with the Mexican food in Encinitas. 6. If you could start a charity as a cover for your illegal operations, what would the cause be?** __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-30-2018, 08:52 PM	#8309 (permalink)
SmokeAndMirrors Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: In the Void Posts: 174	1. What time did you wake up today? 9:30 AM. First day back to work, also my 30th birthday. 2. Got any plans, sugar tits? Smoke this weed, install stuff on my newly formatted computer, listen to music, vomit on MusicBanter a bit (love you guys), sleep. 3. Monkeys or apes? It's the same to the bullet. 4. Which unconventional animal would you keep as a pet if you were a powerful drug lord/basketball player/tyrant/etc.? Burmese Python. Because of this: 5. What's the last meal that you ate from a restaurant? How was it? Fast food counts. McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder Meal, Large. It was munchies before shift/breakfast. It also tasted like tour shot my wallet but food is food. 6. If you could start a charity as a cover for your illegal operations, what would the cause be? Wtf kind of a question is that?? __________________ "Like whispers in the dark..."