1. What time did you wake up today?
4 then 8.
2. Got any plans, sugar tits?
Gonna take a little nap then I'll hop on the train, go see Hereditary and hit up a couple of bars after.
3. Monkeys or apes?
Monkeys are cuter but apes are the homies tbf.
4. Which unconventional animal would you keep as a pet if you were a powerful drug lord/basketball player/tyrant/etc.?
A pygmy elephant.
5. What's the last meal that you ate from a restaurant? How was it? Fast food counts.
I got a carne asada burrito last weekend and it was so ****ing bland dude. Don't **** with the Mexican food in Encinitas.
6. If you could start a charity as a cover for your illegal operations, what would the cause be?
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