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Originally Posted by OccultHawk
lol
It’s not like that. And all I have is one small revolver.
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How you gonna defend yourself with a Beatles album??
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk
I love being jobless
But I hate wondering how the **** I’m gonna pay my bills
So you do what you gotta do (hopefully)
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This is everyone's problem ever.
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
I only have the one handgun too. Seeing as yours only holds five rounds I assume it's pretty large caliber? Funny, we all grew hearing about six shooters when in fact the first revolvers were all five shooters.
For my Glock I have both FMJ and JHP 9MM ammo. You?
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Remember that Looney Tunes cartoon, think it was Daffy Duck in the Wild West, where he faces off against this cowboy and says "Hah! You used up all your six shots!" and then the cowboy shoots him and he falls, groaning "Just my luck! A lousy seven-shooter!"
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Originally Posted by Justthefacts
Asking for change isn't a job Ki.
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk
Now that Roe V Wade is on its way out my dream job is back!
Back alley abortionist!
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Occult's Baby Removal Service - You Fu
ck 'Em, We Chuck 'Em (or if you prefer, Mistake? We Take!)
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
So I ended up in the bathroom every 30 minutes all the way until just after 3:00AM.
Seems my drinking water or milk right before getting sick is a VERY BAD idea with some stomach bugs. My stomach was trying to purge every last bit of its contents and I kept pouring **** back into it.
Stupid me.
Finally stopped the liquids entirely, threw up a couple more times, then dry heaved a few times and it was all over. Waited an hour then started sipping 7UP to get some sugar in me, now I'm drinking a ton of ice water to re-hydrate and it's all staying down with zero nausea.
Lesson learned. The very hard way.
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Glad you got sorted, Chula.