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Old 07-02-2018, 10:33 PM   #53111 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2018, 10:39 PM   #53112 (permalink)
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I only have the one handgun too. Seeing as yours only holds five rounds I assume it's pretty large caliber? Funny, we all grew hearing about six shooters when in fact the first revolvers were all five shooters.

For my Glock I have both FMJ and JHP 9MM ammo. You?
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If you don’t mind losing a thumb you might be able to cram 357 ammo in it
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Old 07-02-2018, 10:42 PM   #53113 (permalink)
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I was in that situation for almost a year until I was fortunate enough to find the job I have now. I'm a year and a half in and I'm still enjoying it.
Now that Roe V Wade is on its way out my dream job is back!

Back alley abortionist!
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Old 07-02-2018, 10:48 PM   #53114 (permalink)
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Now that Roe V Wade is on its way out my dream job is back!

Back alley abortionist!
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Old 07-02-2018, 10:55 PM   #53115 (permalink)
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Now that Roe V Wade is on its way out my dream job is back!

Back alley abortionist!
Hey now, Roe v Wade is 100% safe!

They're gonna let everyone cut off its legs so you're gonna get a lot of business though.
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Old 07-03-2018, 03:20 AM   #53116 (permalink)
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Hey now, Roe v Wade is 100% safe!

They're gonna let everyone cut off its legs so you're gonna get a lot of business though.
He could put the little legs on a necklace and start selling those on the side.
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:44 AM   #53117 (permalink)
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I played a round at our clubs home course yesterday and went -11 under par. If it wasn't for one bogey on the hardest hole I would have scored a personal best. Bogey free is the way to be.

Speaking of that hole, I remember when they put the tree's in that guard the basket some 15 years ago, they were just saplings and you could easily throw over them. I was thinking that once they grow a bit that hole would be a bitch. Now, it's a mother****er to get a disc to thread one of those lines between the tree's, or you lay up down the middle and upshot for a long 2 if you're putting is strong, but more or less you take a 3. I've only threaded that line a few times and parked it under the basket, and when I tried last night, I failed horribly. My upshot also hit a tree and I was finally in for a 4. Some people throw thumbers or tomahawk over, but I have injuries that screw that all up for me. This hole will separate the champs from the chumps. I chumped it up good.

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Old 07-03-2018, 07:44 AM   #53118 (permalink)
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I saw a TedTalk and I usually don’t like ted talks but this one was about how it’s much easier to think bad thoughts than positive thoughts. The person giving the talk recommended thinking of 4 positive things about your day to retrain your mind not to be so negative. So I’m trying to do that here.

1) I made a financial move that saved me $600 I thought I lost (long personal story)

2) I visited with some loved-ones that made me happy.

3) I got a job interview set up for a job I really need.

4) I bought a lot of non-perishable food in case like it comes down to that. It’s like 2 months food. Not especially enjoyable eating but not hungry. It’s a strange thing to enjoy but I enjoyed it.

I had a good day.
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:49 AM   #53119 (permalink)
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So I ended up in the bathroom every 30 minutes all the way until just after 3:00AM.

Seems my drinking water or milk right before getting sick is a VERY BAD idea with some stomach bugs. My stomach was trying to purge every last bit of its contents and I kept pouring **** back into it.

Stupid me.

Finally stopped the liquids entirely, threw up a couple more times, then dry heaved a few times and it was all over. Waited an hour then started sipping 7UP to get some sugar in me, now I'm drinking a ton of ice water to re-hydrate and it's all staying down with zero nausea.

Lesson learned. The very hard way.
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:53 AM   #53120 (permalink)
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So I ended up in the bathroom every 30 minutes all the way until just after 3:00AM.

Seems my drinking water or milk right before getting sick is a VERY BAD idea with some stomach bugs. My stomach was trying to purge every last bit of its contents and I kept pouring **** back into it.

Stupid me.

Finally stopped the liquids entirely, threw up a couple more times, then dry heaved a few times and it was all over. Waited an hour then started sipping 7UP to get some sugar in me, now I'm drinking a ton of ice water to re-hydrate and it's all staying down with zero nausea.

Lesson learned. The very hard way.
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