Originally Posted by The Batlord

With all the dumb **** I do at work I think I might get fired simply for making fun of my boss's toupee when he's in the wrong mood. Yesterday I saw that the back looked like it was melting and the tracks were noticeably out of whack so I of course pointed it out like an ******* and he kind of gave me a look. Today he was wearing a hat which he never does unless his **** isn't right so obviously I said, "I see you haven't fixed your wig yet." I got the look.