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Old 07-24-2018, 07:08 AM   #19391 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2018, 08:57 AM   #19393 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2018, 11:02 AM   #19394 (permalink)
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You ever have a fart that literally feels like it deflated your stomach?



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Old 07-24-2018, 12:46 PM   #19395 (permalink)
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With all the dumb **** I do at work I think I might get fired simply for making fun of my boss's toupee when he's in the wrong mood. Yesterday I saw that the back looked like it was melting and the tracks were noticeably out of whack so I of course pointed it out like an ******* and he kind of gave me a look. Today he was wearing a hat which he never does unless his **** isn't right so obviously I said, "I see you haven't fixed your wig yet." I got the look.
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Old 07-24-2018, 12:49 PM   #19396 (permalink)
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With all the dumb **** I do at work I think I might get fired simply for making fun of my boss's toupee when he's in the wrong mood. Yesterday I saw that the back looked like it was melting and the tracks were noticeably out of whack so I of course pointed it out like an ******* and he kind of gave me a look. Today he was wearing a hat which he never does unless his **** isn't right so obviously I said, "I see you haven't fixed your wig yet." I got the look.
You should start wearing a wig that you can offer to him when his is out of whack.
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Tell him to stop fighting it and just shave his dome. Then grab his wig and throw it in the fryer.
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I'm saving that bit for when I quit in rage, chuck my drive-thru headset in the fryer, and cackle like a psychopath as they desperately try to fish it out.
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Tell him to stop fighting it and just shave his dome. Then grab his wig and throw it at a customer in the drive-thru
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That works.

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