Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Yea he's actually the smart one. He orchestrates vast campaigns of violence and disarray throughout my house.

You see that throw he's sitting on? I recently got that. I got it specifically to keep them from clawing the ottoman (which is less tough than the couch / seat) and a matching one where the white one sleeps so she doesn't get so much hair on the couch.

This mother****er drags the throw blanket off the ottoman each day and leaves it in the middle of the floor, just to show me that he prefers scratching the ottoman and **** you for making it difficult.