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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls
Review deez nuts.
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Alright, if you insist.
Oh for ****'s sake, even the title of this piece of **** ****ing sucks.
The first movie was about a guy getting revenge on some teens who ran him over and left him for dead. And now the hook man is back to kill a bunch of people... in the bahamas... most of whom had nothing to do with his being hit by a car. Because I guess
everybody was doing bad **** last summer, or something.
The girl who survived the first movie and some friends win a tropical vacation which *spoiler alert* was all orchestrated by the hook man, because he used to work at a hotel in the bahamas, and thought it'd be fun to lure Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new buds there, and then kill everyone within a five mile radius.
Seriously.
Oh, and the hook man's boy joins him in some father-son slaughter bonding.
And Jack Black plays a stoner Rasta guy who takes a hedge clipper through the chest (which actually kinda made me laugh, 'cause the hook man casually peruses a bunch of tools before settling on the proper utensil for disposing of a ****ty comedian).
This movie gets two stars, one for each of Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits. The end.