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Old 09-26-2018, 12:47 PM   #21 (permalink)
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My apartment complex has two big dumpsters in the parking lot (one for trash, the other for recycling). And what was I gonna do, not embrace my inner Dude111 and save those poor abandoned tapes?

And nah, there wasn't any porn. Or maybe someone just swiped all dat sweet smut before I found the pile. I hear once someone hits Level 20 with the Perv class, they can sense whenever there's porn by a nearby dumpster.
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Old 09-26-2018, 01:47 PM   #22 (permalink)
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lol not appreciating a good movie

have you tried watching something other than just what your average movie bro will recommend?
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Old 09-26-2018, 04:38 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Oh, also, I forgot to mention, The Big Chill had a ****ing great soundtrack. Marvin Gaye, CCR, Stones, Three Dog Night, a plethora of groovy **** that I couldn't help but sing along to 'cause I'm a ****ing loser.
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Old 09-26-2018, 06:48 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Review deez nuts.
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Old 09-26-2018, 07:23 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Review deez nuts.
Alright, if you insist.



Oh for ****'s sake, even the title of this piece of **** ****ing sucks.

The first movie was about a guy getting revenge on some teens who ran him over and left him for dead. And now the hook man is back to kill a bunch of people... in the bahamas... most of whom had nothing to do with his being hit by a car. Because I guess everybody was doing bad **** last summer, or something.

The girl who survived the first movie and some friends win a tropical vacation which *spoiler alert* was all orchestrated by the hook man, because he used to work at a hotel in the bahamas, and thought it'd be fun to lure Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new buds there, and then kill everyone within a five mile radius. Seriously.

Oh, and the hook man's boy joins him in some father-son slaughter bonding.

And Jack Black plays a stoner Rasta guy who takes a hedge clipper through the chest (which actually kinda made me laugh, 'cause the hook man casually peruses a bunch of tools before settling on the proper utensil for disposing of a ****ty comedian).

This movie gets two stars, one for each of Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits. The end.
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Old 09-26-2018, 07:28 PM   #26 (permalink)
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And yes, I do actually have a VHS player, because of course I do.
it's called a VCR whippersnapper
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 09-26-2018, 07:35 PM   #27 (permalink)
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it's called a VCR whippersnapper
And if I gave a ****, you'd be the first to get a **** cookie
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Old 09-26-2018, 07:38 PM   #28 (permalink)
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you replied haha
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Old 09-26-2018, 07:40 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I always save a snarky reply for you, sugar tits
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Old 09-26-2018, 07:45 PM   #30 (permalink)
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