The happiest moment of my life was when I was blazed as **** driving my car when I got pulled by a cop. Dude asked me if I knew why I'd been pulled over and I was like, "... No" and he told me my headlights weren't on and I was so relieved that I went "OH!!!" totally awkwardly but the cop seemed not to pick up on how suspicious it was that I was so stoked or just figured I was a guy who was happy that I wasn't getting my car searched. Dumb bitch. I was so ****ing high.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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