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Old 10-27-2018, 09:34 PM   #56401 (permalink)
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There's more to life than pussy...

There's also ass
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Old 10-28-2018, 11:47 AM   #56402 (permalink)
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had a great time last night

but mmm going into work on 2 hrs of sleep O **** yes
You get it in?
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Old 10-28-2018, 01:41 PM   #56403 (permalink)
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Could you make that a little more sexy so I can have a backpounding moment like OH?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-28-2018, 02:01 PM   #56404 (permalink)
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but I twisted my ankle dancing to Gary Numan


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Describe all pubic hair
How tight?
How wet?
How long were you in it before you shot?
Did you *** more than once?
Did you use a condom?
Did she ***?
If she came describe her actions including vocalizations, body quivering, vaginal pulsating or squeezing, all vaginal discharge, anything else...
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Old 10-28-2018, 02:05 PM   #56405 (permalink)
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Kevin Spacey over here.
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Old 10-28-2018, 02:06 PM   #56406 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2018, 03:28 PM   #56407 (permalink)
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OH you better be using whatever information you get to create an exact 3D replica of the girl in question.
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Old 10-28-2018, 04:53 PM   #56408 (permalink)
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Attractive man approaches me at bar last night

Him: what brings you to Oakland
Me: came for a show at the paramount
Him: oh cool who was playing
Me: it was a live podcast actually
Him: hmm havent heard of them
Me: ...
Him: the Oregon ducks have the best jerseys
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Old 10-28-2018, 05:01 PM   #56409 (permalink)
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See the thing is the Oregon ducks jerseys are sponsored by Nike so they can do whatever they want with them like they have these pink jerseys that are pretty much purple and very bright not like soft pink but like BRIGHT dark pink
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Old 10-28-2018, 05:10 PM   #56410 (permalink)
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See the thing is the Oregon ducks jerseys are sponsored by Nike so they can do whatever they want with them like they have these pink jerseys that are pretty much purple and very bright not like soft pink but like BRIGHT dark pink
I don't see this as a justification for why you embarrassed my boy, sleep with one eye open, bitch.
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