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"This is not a pointless thing. The eternal lives of this tribe is at hand and I can’t wait to see them around the throne of God worshipping in their own language, as Revelations 7:9-10 states"
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Saint Peter: Next!
*Sentinelese guy steps up*
Saint Peter: Yo, who dis bitch?
Angel Attendant: His record says that he was a super nice herbalist that dedicated his life to helping others.
Saint Peter: Mm.
Angel Attendant: He also created a system of irrigation and food distribution that virtually eliminated starvation among his people.
Saint Peter: Not bad, not bad.
Angel Attendant: Oh, and he built an orphanage with his bare hands.
Saint Peter: Cool, cool. But did he accept Jesus as his personal savior?
Angel Attendant: Uh... *flips through his holy paperwork* No.
Saint Peter: Ha! *hits a big red button, sending the Sentinelese guy down a chute to hell* Seeya, bitch!