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Old 11-23-2018, 05:46 AM   #15461 (permalink)
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"This is not a pointless thing. The eternal lives of this tribe is at hand and I can’t wait to see them around the throne of God worshipping in their own language, as Revelations 7:9-10 states"
Saint Peter: Next!

*Sentinelese guy steps up*

Saint Peter: Yo, who dis bitch?

Angel Attendant: His record says that he was a super nice herbalist that dedicated his life to helping others.

Saint Peter: Mm.

Angel Attendant: He also created a system of irrigation and food distribution that virtually eliminated starvation among his people.

Saint Peter: Not bad, not bad.

Angel Attendant: Oh, and he built an orphanage with his bare hands.

Saint Peter: Cool, cool. But did he accept Jesus as his personal savior?

Angel Attendant: Uh... *flips through his holy paperwork* No.

Saint Peter: Ha! *hits a big red button, sending the Sentinelese guy down a chute to hell* Seeya, bitch!
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Old 11-23-2018, 05:12 PM   #15462 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2018, 08:10 PM   #15463 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2018, 08:16 PM   #15464 (permalink)
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Perhaps it's a recent change of heart.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-23-2018, 09:19 PM   #15465 (permalink)
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I'll bet she's been practicing her kegel exercises for the same reason.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-23-2018, 09:40 PM   #15466 (permalink)
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I don’t understand why anyone would ever want to get in touch with a tribe like this. A quick google search shows they are definitlty hostile. I have no sympathy for the idiot.
Could you imagine air dropping a bunch of guns, porno mags and cocaine to that tribe? I wonder how that would turn out?


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Old 11-24-2018, 03:46 AM   #15467 (permalink)
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Could you imagine air dropping a bunch of guns, porno mags and cocaine to that tribe? I wonder how that would turn out?
Yeah, I’m imagining it would end up similar to America.
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Old 11-25-2018, 12:31 AM   #15469 (permalink)
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Would your average Nickelback fan know who they are and have an opinion on them?
I don't know the average Nickelback fan. Actually, I don't know any Nickelback fans.
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