1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?
Yup.
2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?
The first Harry Potter.
3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?
I would overthrow the government and probably not very well because they're kinda stacked atm.
4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?
Make a red belt out of his foolish tongue and tell him that I'm bringing my katana next time! If that failed I would head back to the mall and get a refund from my sensei.
5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?
Not if I have to keep killing babies to keep the power, that's a lot of work.
6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?
Whatever covers up my boozy or otherwise nasty breath.
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