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No apology necessary, my dear gentleman friend.

Cuthbert

Happy Saturday everyone. Thoughts on doing a 6 pack where we Vocaroo our answers? I believe it is the #ChioChallenge

MicShazam

I'm not recording my voice.

#stickinthemud

Cuthbert

Fair enough m8

The Batlord

I tried on Vacaroo but apparently my mic is dog ****.

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1) If you could fight any person on the planet, who would it be and why?

2) What is the most amount of money that you have ever had?

3) How do you think you would fare in prison? Would you join a gang or be someone's bitch?

4) Which living person do you think would make the best President of the Unites States of America?

5) What is the most physical harm that you have ever caused another individual?

6) In what method would you prefer to die?

Frownland

1) If you could fight any person on the planet, who would it be and why?

*hits blunt*

Violence is not the answer, man.

Probably the Golden State Killer or something like that.

2) What is the most amount of money that you have ever had?

That wasn't immediately spent on bills? Probably about 2k.

3) How do you think you would fare in prison? Would you join a gang or be someone's bitch?

I'd mind my own business and read a lot, I hear that's a good way to get by without having to resort to those scenarios.

4) Which living person do you think would make the best President of the Unites States of America?

Mary Halvorson

5) What is the most physical harm that you have ever caused another individual?

Enough to warrant a doctor. I'd rather not get into it.

6) In what method would you prefer to die?

Crushed by a piano at terminal velocity. It'd be quick, musical way to die and a succinct but loud crash would be a good way to go out. I've always been a pretty intrigued by what death is like simply as an experience and a sudden death might leave me without that experience on a cognitive level, but if I could choose I'd take the easier route.

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SmokeAndMirrors

[B]1) If you could fight any person on the planet, who would it be and why?

Loudmouthed egotistical people. Because they're loudmouthed egotistical people.

2) What is the most amount of money that you have ever had??

10K. And that was around this time back when I was 24, roughly 6 years ago so, around 2013 or so.

3) How do you think you would fare in prison? Would you join a gang or be someone's bitch??

Neither. I've pretty much always been a bookish loner with a creepy aura, now I'm just a slightly articulated bookish loner with a creepy persona. I'd spend my time finding different ways to slowly drive myself insane from multiple perspectives while maintaining a generally pacifistic stance, but pushed to the brink all of that insanity might result in me shaking someone for Nyarlathotep and Cthulhu. :-P

4) Which living person do you think would make the best President of the Unites States of America??

Oh, IDK. Someone in the same or similar mentality as Jacque Fresco.

5) What is the most physical harm that you have ever caused another individual??

I'm generally a pacifist, but I'm accustomed to having to plough through walls when backed into corners. Optimally, I never harm someone without a reason. I see no point in causing physical harm at the bluntness of assertion. If I'm going to be required to harm someone, it won't be physically. I'd do something more along the lines of pulling a rabbit out of the hat so-to-speak and verbally introducing them to parts of themselves that they haven't even told me about so that it continues to **** with them for several days on end, distorting their thoughts, feelings, perceptions, and keeping them awake at night. Typically, if I have to do this to people at all it's to put them in their place and make them face the thing internally that they've spent countless hours trying not to face which has resulted in unfortunately diminishing their character. I find that approach a bit more effective than a drunken brawl gone totally awry over some socially trivial pursuit. Admittedly, I do indeed have a Demigod Complex.

6) In what method would you prefer to die?

Ritualistic suicide.

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MicShazam

1) If you could fight any person on the planet, who would it be and why?

I'd like to pillow fight Marisa Tomei and then wrestle with her.

2) What is the most amount of money that you have ever had?

At least as far as a disposable amount of money goes, the equivalent of about 2250 dollars.
[EDIT: Wow, almost the same exact answer as Frown.]

3) How do you think you would fare in prison? Would you join a gang or be someone's bitch?

I'd join a gang of bitches.

4) Which living person do you think would make the best President of the Unites States of America?

John Stewart.

5) What is the most physical harm that you have ever caused another individual?

Not much - I don't fight.

6) In what method would you prefer to die?

Dying in my sleep so I don't feel enything or even realize I'm dying.

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(Note: recovering from laryngitis )