1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?
I'd buy a house with the other family and start a supergroup. If their genes could trick me I'd bet that they're alright.
2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?
I'd make the brain utilize critical thinking and logic as a starting point without eliminating our capacity for emotion.
3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?
I just wanna chill after I yank it, but if it was all I knew I'd just be prepared with a hammer or something.
4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?
"I'm self aware enough to tell you that there really isn't a reason."
5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?
Is ***** too obvious of an answer? And if I vibrate, am I still considered inanimate?
6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
Dead cat in the freezer of someone I helped move.
Will drink the other six pack when I sober up a bit.
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