The Saturday 6-Pack

Oriphiel · 12-08-2018, 12:11 PM

*cough*

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-08-2018, 12:17 PM

As you bumped it you should post the questions.

Them's the rules pal.

Oriphiel · 12-08-2018, 12:25 PM

But I don't waaannnaaaa

WWWP · 12-08-2018, 12:37 PM

1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?

2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?

3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?

4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?

5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?

6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

**Frownland** · 12-08-2018, 12:40 PM

1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)

6. Are you wearing pants right now?

WWWP · 12-08-2018, 12:41 PM

wow we are all on it

**Frownland** · 12-08-2018, 12:52 PM

1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?

I'd buy a house with the other family and start a supergroup. If their genes could trick me I'd bet that they're alright.

2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?

I'd make the brain utilize critical thinking and logic as a starting point without eliminating our capacity for emotion.

3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?

I just wanna chill after I yank it, but if it was all I knew I'd just be prepared with a hammer or something.

4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?

"I'm self aware enough to tell you that there really isn't a reason."

5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?

Is ***** too obvious of an answer? And if I vibrate, am I still considered inanimate?

6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

Dead cat in the freezer of someone I helped move.

Will drink the other six pack when I sober up a bit.

Oriphiel · 12-08-2018, 01:05 PM

1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?

My genes are pretty ****ty, so I'd probably like the baby even more.

2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?

The ability for women to grow beards at will, so they can feel what it's like to have such power and majesty.

3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?

If anything, I would do it more often.

4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?

I clean up real good, and I'm great with parents.

5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?

A car. My driver and I would fight crime together, like Knight Rider.

6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

Cleanliness.

1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)

I've been blessed with only great performances.

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?

They listen to too much of that Rock 'n Roll nonsense.

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?

I work at a park. So every ****ing day.

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?

Writing and writing and writing and dancing and

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)

4'33"

6. Are you wearing pants right now?

I don't have to be.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-08-2018, 01:15 PM

Wolfpack:

1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?

Wow what a question. Not sure if I can answer this as I don't have kids, but one of my best mates has two, and he said that it's difficult to describe how much you can love something so quickly, based off of that, this would be horrendous.

The age is young enough so that you don't really miss much however. I don't know. I can't say.

2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?

I'd get rid of male pattern baldness.

3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?

Yes.

4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?

I would probably try and bamboozle him and say something ridiculous like "my cat doesn't have fleas". And then just talk about how a lot of cats have fleas from time to time but mine doesn't at the moment. He would be standing there thinking what is going on, and maybe it would move his thoughts away from holding me at gunpoint for long enough so that I can get away.

5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?

A car.

6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?[/QUOTE]

Probably cat poop with a tissue on it and a slipper on top.

Frownpack:

1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)

Saw some guy from a reality TV show in the UK perform an acoustic guitar cover of a Destiny's Child song at a festival. The crowd was just silent throughout it, it was terrible.

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?

There are some TopLads among them.

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?

A week or so ago I saw a woman under a sleeping bag in the street on a town high street. I gave her some change and told her to stay safe. I would have bought her a hot drink and spoke to her for a bit, but I didn't cos I don't know tbh I just didn't.

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?

Probably starting medication, it was really a last resort and I felt like I had nothing to lose, and it has helped me get through that crisis.

And England winning that penalty shoot out vs Colombia. I have waited 22 years to see that happen.

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)

Probably something classical.

6. Are you wearing pants right now?

I am wearing underwear and shorts.

Thanks for the questions guys, I thoroughly enjoyed answering them.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-08-2018, 01:15 PM

1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)

Not something I've attended, but there's some hilariously bad clips of LaBrie ****ing up Dream Theater songs so bad they somehow become 10 times worse.

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?

They mean well but have frail minds.

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?

Gave a non-trivial sum to a worthy charity.

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?

Getting a job, earning real money. I don't feel a constant sense of worry about my economy now. That's the greatest thing about it tbh. Being able to buy nice stuff is just gravy.

Also found a lot of music that I'm excited about and got a bit closer with some friends I used to not see as much.

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)

4´33 (EDIT: Someone else already said this too. It the only sane answer, really.)

6. Are you wearing pants right now?

Yeah. It's winter, remember?

12-08-2018, 12:11 PM	#8781 (permalink)
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12-08-2018, 12:25 PM	#8783 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	But I don't waaannnaaaa __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

12-08-2018, 12:40 PM	#8785 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended) 2. What do you make of these darned millennials? 3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)? 4. What has been the highlight of your year so far? 5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible) 6. Are you wearing pants right now? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-08-2018, 12:52 PM	#8787 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake? I'd buy a house with the other family and start a supergroup. If their genes could trick me I'd bet that they're alright. 2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be? I'd make the brain utilize critical thinking and logic as a starting point without eliminating our capacity for emotion. 3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it? I just wanna chill after I yank it, but if it was all I knew I'd just be prepared with a hammer or something. 4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them? "I'm self aware enough to tell you that there really isn't a reason." 5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be? Is *** too obvious of an answer? And if I vibrate, am I still considered inanimate? 6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?** Dead cat in the freezer of someone I helped move. Will drink the other six pack when I sober up a bit. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-08-2018, 01:05 PM	#8788 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake? My genes are pretty **ty, so I'd probably like the baby even more. 2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be? The ability for women to grow beards at will, so they can feel what it's like to have such power and majesty. 3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it? If anything, I would do it more often. 4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them? I clean up real good, and I'm great with parents. 5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be? A car. My driver and I would fight crime together, like Knight Rider. 6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home? Cleanliness. 1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended) I've been blessed with only great performances. 2. What do you make of these darned millennials? They listen to too much of that Rock 'n Roll nonsense. 3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)? I work at a park. So every ing day. 4. What has been the highlight of your year so far? Writing and writing and writing and dancing and 5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible) 4'33" 6. Are you wearing pants right now?** I don't have to be. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| ----------------------------- Last edited by Oriphiel; 12-08-2018 at 01:13 PM.

12-08-2018, 12:17 PM	#8782 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	As you bumped it you should post the questions. Them's the rules pal.

12-08-2018, 01:15 PM	#8789 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Wolfpack: 1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake? Wow what a question. Not sure if I can answer this as I don't have kids, but one of my best mates has two, and he said that it's difficult to describe how much you can love something so quickly, based off of that, this would be horrendous. The age is young enough so that you don't really miss much however. I don't know. I can't say. 2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be? I'd get rid of male pattern baldness. 3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it? Yes. 4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them? I would probably try and bamboozle him and say something ridiculous like "my cat doesn't have fleas". And then just talk about how a lot of cats have fleas from time to time but mine doesn't at the moment. He would be standing there thinking what is going on, and maybe it would move his thoughts away from holding me at gunpoint for long enough so that I can get away. 5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be? A car. 6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?[/QUOTE] Probably cat poop with a tissue on it and a slipper on top. Frownpack: 1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended) Saw some guy from a reality TV show in the UK perform an acoustic guitar cover of a Destiny's Child song at a festival. The crowd was just silent throughout it, it was terrible. 2. What do you make of these darned millennials? There are some TopLads among them. 3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)? A week or so ago I saw a woman under a sleeping bag in the street on a town high street. I gave her some change and told her to stay safe. I would have bought her a hot drink and spoke to her for a bit, but I didn't cos I don't know tbh I just didn't. 4. What has been the highlight of your year so far? Probably starting medication, it was really a last resort and I felt like I had nothing to lose, and it has helped me get through that crisis. And England winning that penalty shoot out vs Colombia. I have waited 22 years to see that happen. 5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible) Probably something classical. 6. Are you wearing pants right now? I am wearing underwear and shorts. Thanks for the questions guys, I thoroughly enjoyed answering them.

12-08-2018, 01:15 PM	#8790 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended) Not something I've attended, but there's some hilariously bad clips of LaBrie **ing up Dream Theater songs so bad they somehow become 10 times worse. 2. What do you make of these darned millennials? They mean well but have frail minds. 3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)? Gave a non-trivial sum to a worthy charity. 4. What has been the highlight of your year so far? Getting a job, earning real money. I don't feel a constant sense of worry about my economy now. That's the greatest thing about it tbh. Being able to buy nice stuff is just gravy. Also found a lot of music that I'm excited about and got a bit closer with some friends I used to not see as much. 5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible) 4´33 (EDIT: Someone else already said this too. It the only sane answer, really.) 6. Are you wearing pants right now?** Yeah. It's winter, remember?