Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Have you literally never taken a bathroom break to jack off? This is a literal question because I have literally done this on quite a few occasions. I mean taking a bathroom break is liberating because I guess depending on the kind of job you have it is one of the only ways to not be under the strict employer's boot for at least a short period of time. And if you're masturbating during that time then not only are you being paid to poop you are being paid to have an orgasm. You are rebelling against capitalism to become a prostitute.