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Old 12-19-2018, 01:28 AM   #181 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2018, 02:32 AM   #182 (permalink)
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Old 01-10-2019, 05:59 PM   #183 (permalink)
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:01 PM   #184 (permalink)
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Start masturbating so at least you'll have some orgasms.
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:03 PM   #185 (permalink)
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Ja this definitely helps when I'm trying to get through a hard day at work.
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:04 PM   #186 (permalink)
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I chose to have some food instead. That way, I can have some acid build up that will keep me from sleeping well when I go back to bed. I'm great at making these kinds of decisions.
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:13 PM   #187 (permalink)
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Ja this definitely helps when I'm trying to get through a hard day at work.
Have you literally never taken a bathroom break to jack off? This is a literal question because I have literally done this on quite a few occasions. I mean taking a bathroom break is liberating because I guess depending on the kind of job you have it is one of the only ways to not be under the strict employer's boot for at least a short period of time. And if you're masturbating during that time then not only are you being paid to poop you are being paid to have an orgasm. You are rebelling against capitalism to become a prostitute.
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:31 PM   #188 (permalink)
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Have you literally never taken a bathroom break to jack off? This is a literal question because I have literally done this on quite a few occasions. I mean taking a bathroom break is liberating because I guess depending on the kind of job you have it is one of the only ways to not be under the strict employer's boot for at least a short period of time. And if you're masturbating during that time then not only are you being paid to poop you are being paid to have an orgasm. You are rebelling against capitalism to become a prostitute.
Not since I worked on a boat dock.
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:33 PM   #189 (permalink)
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I mean I've jacked off in a dirty warehouse bathroom where I've had to close my eyes and pretend everything around me wasn't bathed in dirt brown. You've never had an enclosed space like that where you could just get away with it because of course nobody would ever think you'd masturbate in that space (lol dumb bastards)?
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:38 PM   #190 (permalink)
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I mean I've jacked off in a dirty warehouse bathroom where I've had to close my eyes and pretend everything around me wasn't bathed in dirt brown. You've never had an enclosed space like that where you could just get away with it?
You ever see those floating outhouses on lakes?
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