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Old 09-05-2019, 05:21 PM   #63293 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre
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I've discovered a similar pattern. No matter how many German girls I ask out they always give the same answer.
My German girlfriend likes to scream her age at me when we have sex.

(I don't remember where I heard that one.)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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