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Originally Posted by Frownland
Dogs can probably talk. They just want to be able to pretend that they don't understand us, so they don't flex on their vocabulary skills.
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Tru dat. Makes you wonder why wolves do vocal exercises at night.
Cats go about the day constantly using their extrasensory perception. I catch them staring at doors at the time hoping it will open for them. Only problem: doors are totally oblivious to cats and their cat whims. I know they have those things in a door where pets can come and go as they please, but why ruin a perfectly good door with a truck flap? What needs to be invented is a door that can interact with cat telepathy.
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Originally Posted by mord
Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.
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