So there's this manager at work who I never get to see cause he only shows up to train other managers when they get hired by the company and he's just the biggest dumb, right wing prick, but he's exactly like my family and we have the same dickbag sense of humor and bounce off each other to piss off everyone else in the store so it's always great when he's there.
So today he was having the ol' "Kids today don't get disciplined anymore so they can't handle the real world" rant and I'm just like "If you put your hands on somebody then they have the right to put their hands on you, and if they're kids who can't defend themselves then they have the right to wait till you're asleep and beat your head in with a frying pan." He of course responded with, like, bring it, and said his phone would alert him if anyone tried to sneak up on him when he's asleep, and I'm just like wut?
So apparently he has his whole house rigged with cameras and sensors that alert his phone when someone moves in his house. He showed me his phone and it was a camera in his game room and I saw this rando move in the background and he's like "That's my dumbass step daughter" but I was too distracted by like six or more arcade cabinets in the room and apparently he has Galaga, Pacman, Street Fighter ("Which one?" "All of them."), one with every NES, SNES, Genesis, and Atari game, and a few more.
Not sure where this post was supposed to go but this dude is a ****ing trip. Playing Galaga while spying on his family and bitching about millenials.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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