Your Day

The Batlord · 01-26-2020, 09:49 PM

Assuming they don't firehose you off a park bench.

Plankton · 01-27-2020, 07:36 AM

Make some lateral moves and then up into the stratosphere:

https://www.businessinsider.com/taco...k-leave-2020-1

~~jwb~~ · 01-27-2020, 12:04 PM

Some people migrate to Cali just to be homeless. Good weather, lax drug laws, etc.

We used to get a bunch of bums who migrated to the Miami area for similar reasons... Though instead of lax drug laws it's dirt cheap crack cocaine. Cause the Florida justice system/police are pretty harsh.

The Batlord · 01-27-2020, 05:22 PM

So there's this manager at work who I never get to see cause he only shows up to train other managers when they get hired by the company and he's just the biggest dumb, right wing prick, but he's exactly like my family and we have the same dickbag sense of humor and bounce off each other to piss off everyone else in the store so it's always great when he's there.

So today he was having the ol' "Kids today don't get disciplined anymore so they can't handle the real world" rant and I'm just like "If you put your hands on somebody then they have the right to put their hands on you, and if they're kids who can't defend themselves then they have the right to wait till you're asleep and beat your head in with a frying pan." He of course responded with, like, bring it, and said his phone would alert him if anyone tried to sneak up on him when he's asleep, and I'm just like wut?

So apparently he has his whole house rigged with cameras and sensors that alert his phone when someone moves in his house. He showed me his phone and it was a camera in his game room and I saw this rando move in the background and he's like "That's my dumbass step daughter" but I was too distracted by like six or more arcade cabinets in the room and apparently he has Galaga, Pacman, Street Fighter ("Which one?" "All of them."), one with every NES, SNES, Genesis, and Atari game, and a few more.

Not sure where this post was supposed to go but this dude is a ****ing trip. Playing Galaga while spying on his family and bitching about millenials.

Mondo Bungle · 01-27-2020, 10:36 PM

Xiangqi?

OccultHawk · 01-27-2020, 11:17 PM

Aren’t you worried about getting friendzoned?

OccultHawk · 01-28-2020, 05:22 AM

Not always

That’s cool she’s your friend. I think you’re falling in love though. Whatever, it’s healthy. Good for you dude. Asian girls are rad.

The Batlord · 01-28-2020, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

is the friendzone a real thing

it's like when guys feign being interested but have agendas

I am her friend yo

The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

DwnWthVwls · 01-28-2020, 03:27 PM

Friendzone is an excuse guys make to feel better about themselves after being rejected.

WWWP · 01-28-2020, 03:32 PM

Why would anyone want to be friends with a man

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01-28-2020, 05:22 AM	#68287 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Not always That’s cool she’s your friend. I think you’re falling in love though. Whatever, it’s healthy. Good for you dude. Asian girls are rad. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

01-27-2020, 12:04 PM	#68283 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	Some people migrate to Cali just to be homeless. Good weather, lax drug laws, etc. We used to get a bunch of bums who migrated to the Miami area for similar reasons... Though instead of lax drug laws it's dirt cheap crack cocaine. Cause the Florida justice system/police are pretty harsh.