Originally Posted by WWWP

Straight up 5th grade humor

Meaning when I was in 5th grade my cat had kittens and one night I had them all in my bed to snug while I slept. I told my classmates about it, and this one kid was like "did you sleep with them all at once or one at a time?" And obviously I said all at once. I hated 5th grade.

Originally Posted by WWWP

There was a rumor spread about another kid in 5th grade who in a game of truth or dare licked a dog dick

Edit: *allegedly

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.