Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Ok. Everything I'm about to say is completely true and happened only a few hours ago. I went to see Waxahatchee tonight. It was her, her guitar, her keyboard and that was it. In between songs I would fill up dead air with questions directed to her like "so how're you"? And song suggestions and dumb shit like that. It was all completely amicable and would even create banter between more people in the crowd. Before the very last song, I politely mentioned that she is somewhat attractive. I didn't say somewhat though. She looked around and asked who said that. I made it kinda obvious it was me who said it. She looked at me and said don't EVER say that to a singer onstage. She dedicated her last song to everybody in the room but me. AND THEN after her final song, she put her fender down and walked offstage. No thank you's, no appreciation for spending our hard earned cash, just fucking walked off. And everyone hated me.

Now my conundrum came when I was driving home after the show. All I fucking said was "You're very attractive". I didn't say she was hot (because she isn't), or anything profane at all. I simply said she was attractive and she put me on blast. Fuck Waxahatchee. Her show was dreadfully boring anyhow.

Originally Posted by Fluff

https://twitter.com/calcium_waste/st...55350713372673


"Thank you for an incredible show tonight @k_crutchfield! You are a goddess and I hope that ******* got punched in the face after your set. We love you."

https://twitter.com/pearl_tex/status/965146940206927872

"@k_crutchfield was at your show tonight in Mcallen. It was beyond great. Sorry for that guy interrupting an awesome set. He's a jerk, and by no means represents the rest of us. #loveandpeace #pleasecomebacksoon"



Funny.

"Apologies for a random guy tweeting you, but what happened? She seems upset on Instagram about it. Thanks"

Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

"This guy heckled her between songs, regarding his "approval" of her appearance. It was not wanted nor welcomed. Needless to say she finished her song and left the stage, visibly upset. This one guy ruined her night and a great show."

good stuff

Originally Posted by Justthefacts

LOL I'm SUCH a jerk who deserves to get his ass beat. I walked out of the venue laughing my ass off. I mean, foreal last time I checked, the word "attractive" wasn't an insult. Haha I can't believe the publicity I'm getting though, I've waited my whole life for these headlines. I'm a local legend if you haven't noticed.

Originally Posted by Frownland

You got your ass beat?

Sounds like you were just being a drunk twat through the whole show and that was the last straw.

Originally Posted by Janszoon

You walked out laughing your ass off? Your initial post about this sounded like you were upset and felt like you had been picked on.

Originally Posted by Justthefacts

I swear, pal. The only thing I said was "You're very attractive". As to what Frown said, I was pretty tanked. But it never got sloppy. I can hold my booze pretty well. Whatever though, this story's getting old anyways. Waxahatchee's just a feminist lesbo c*unt. I really fail to see any other explanation.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Man, how can anyone think a woman would think he was an *******.