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Old 02-19-2018, 11:21 AM   #48701 (permalink)
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You get some old dick in your pussy and you’ll be like oh that’s what my life was missin
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Old 02-19-2018, 11:24 AM   #48702 (permalink)
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You get some old dick in your pussy and you’ll be like oh that’s what my life was missin
You ain't gettin' no stank-stank.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-19-2018, 11:27 AM   #48703 (permalink)
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That’s because fresh pussy don’t smell
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Old 02-19-2018, 11:28 AM   #48704 (permalink)
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That’s because fresh pussy don’t smell
Are we still talking about WWWP?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-19-2018, 11:36 AM   #48705 (permalink)
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Of course it's all about context. I'm just still annoyed about how at the show last night there was a very loud very drunk dude who kept yelling "QBERT IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME" which like, is true, but I'm there to hear and see qbert live in action, I didn't expect it to turn into a bunch hipsters begging for validation regarding what big fans they are and how they know all the track titles and sick references.
I remember playing Qbert on my Commodore 64. I wouldn't say he's the greatest, but it's good to hear he's still kickin it.








I'm so friggin old, I actually laughed while typing that. Now that I re-read it, I'm just sitting here with a disgusted look. I didn't have to post it. But I did.

I need a nap.
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Old 02-19-2018, 11:49 AM   #48706 (permalink)
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Are we still talking about WWWP?
I’m talking about Ori.
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Old 02-19-2018, 11:58 AM   #48707 (permalink)
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Linda and I met up with Sherri and Scott, and Mike and Brooke for dinner last night. Partway in Sherri hands Mike, Linda, and I little gift bags with the excuse that they were Xmas presents she forgot to give us.

Inside mine was a small piece of paper with the words "Congratulations! You're going to be a grandfather" (grandmother for Linda and uncle for Mike).

Shock, surprise, and happy tears.

The dinner itself went great. No-one would have guessed that we were in the middle of a divorce. Could tell the kids were very relieved to see us interacting with each other like nothing happened.



Thanks Ori!
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Old 02-19-2018, 12:29 PM   #48708 (permalink)
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Congrampulations!
Nice one!

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Old 02-19-2018, 12:33 PM   #48709 (permalink)
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Linda and I met up with Sherri and Scott, and Mike and Brooke for dinner last night. Partway in Sherri hands Mike, Linda, and I little gift bags with the excuse that they were Xmas presents she forgot to give us.

Inside mine was a small piece of paper with the words "Congratulations! You're going to be a grandfather" (grandmother for Linda and uncle for Mike).

Shock, surprise, and happy tears.

The dinner itself went great. No-one would have guessed that we were in the middle of a divorce. Could tell the kids were very relieved to see us interacting with each other like nothing happened.
Congratulations from me too. That's great!
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Old 02-19-2018, 12:54 PM   #48710 (permalink)
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I mean from all the times he's been on here saying misogynist shit I doubt that's really all he said to provoke that kind of response.
I swear, pal. The only thing I said was "You're very attractive". As to what Frown said, I was pretty tanked. But it never got sloppy. I can hold my booze pretty well. Whatever though, this story's getting old anyways. Waxahatchee's just a feminist lesbo c*unt. I really fail to see any other explanation.
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