Oriphiel

Yo I got your back, mate. Here ya go.

(Verse 2)
bro why did nobody ever tell me
it was so hard to drive while jerkin' it
drove right into a pizza hut drive-thru
now they got me workin' it
gotta pay all them bills man
'cause grass don't buy itself
and I ain't talkin' bout weed either
nah, I'm talkin' lawns man, and top shelf

uh

every single weekend I see the young dudes trippin',
and they can keep that **** 'cause you know I'm busy clippin'

[Chorus]

that's right

other boys be smokin'
and I'm like, "yo, that ****'s whack!"
'Cause the only grass I need
is in my sexy lawn out back

now ya'll can do what you like
smoke some weed
play some tunes
get yourselves all turned around till you're flyin' to the moon
but don't you throw that **** at me
like all the fists you be throwin'
'cause while you suckas out there hatin'
I'll be in my lawn growin'

[Verse Three]

a lawn man, son
yeah
you know that's what I am
and you can just catch this hand
you try to litter on my land

I got them good mowers, bitch
keep my **** clean and neat
go nice and slow so I don't shred my feet
wave to the cops that walk the beat
'cause I ain't afraid of them
hell nah
they get up in my face, I just laugh like it's rich
'cause hey
you may be a law man, snitch
but I'm a lawn man, bitch

uh

[Chorus]
all the ladies be dopin'
and I'm like "girl, that ****'s obscene!"
'cause your clothes would look much better
scattered all across my green
got it freshly cut
for your butt
so lay them cheeks down
and lets play another round
as my batter takes your mound

uh!

I'm whippin out my driver
goin' for dat hole-in-one
and before this day's done
girl
I'll make that pussy hum

[obligatory Snoop Dogg guest rap, app. five minutes]

L
to the A
to the W
to the N

lawn lawn lawn

so call me maybe

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