Originally Posted by goldendoodle

Ooh what kind of doggy? (Also that's not as appealing as a tibetan sky burial type situation but it's still practical and better than throwing me in a dumpster. I'd prefer to be turned into a chandelier though. My bones, that is. It is a perfectly sensible request.)

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Have you ever seen such a beast so desirous of donuts? (He did get donuts)

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.