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Old 12-22-2020, 02:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I mean I'd also be ok with having my dead body sculpted into a giant vagina with teeth to eat sex offenders, and be called the vagilante
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Old 12-22-2020, 02:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This is your man.
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Old 12-22-2020, 02:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lmao the Tchaikovshy music in the background too
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Old 12-22-2020, 02:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That could sell movie tickets right there
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Old 12-22-2020, 03:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2020, 03:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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oooh also I just realised why I was confused: I was thinking of the scientist (Andre Geim) who created the floating frog. Incidentally, that's the same guy who won a nobel prize for creating graphene
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I don't care what happens when I die because I'll be dead.

But for the record, I will record the process of your murder and sample the stabs, cuts, etc. into a nice piece of musical art. These people can't do that, they don't got the chops.
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Old 01-02-2021, 03:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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bump because apart from all the nice things I said about Hawk in his compliment thread, he's also a weasly little liar and these elections aren't over yet, if it's up to me
#DethroneTheHawk
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