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Old 04-23-2006, 05:42 PM   #223 (permalink)
jr.
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That's just wrong.



Ok, this isn't offensive, but it struck me funny.


A man is sitting in his lving room, and the doorbell rings. He gets up and answers, and there's no one there. He looks up and down his porch....nothing. He glances down, and there on the doormat, there's a snail, looking up at him. Disgusted, he picks the snail up and tosses it across the street.

Three weeks later, the doorbell rings again. The man opens the door, and there is the snail, looking up at him.

And the snail says "What's up with that?"
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