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04-23-2006, 04:15 PM
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butt say x
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live"
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How do you make a little girl cry twice?
You wipe the blood on your willy off on her teddy bear.
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04-23-2006, 05:42 PM
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Seeker of Peace
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Newark, De.
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That's just wrong.
Ok, this isn't offensive, but it struck me funny. A man is sitting in his lving room, and the doorbell rings. He gets up and answers, and there's no one there. He looks up and down his porch....nothing. He glances down, and there on the doormat, there's a snail, looking up at him. Disgusted, he picks the snail up and tosses it across the street. Three weeks later, the doorbell rings again. The man opens the door, and there is the snail, looking up at him. And the snail says "What's up with that?"
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04-24-2006, 03:00 PM
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Bright F*cking Red
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: San Diego
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^that joke doesnt even make any sense.
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04-24-2006, 03:04 PM
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butt say x
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live"
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Jesus I've had to explain this one many times. K, so (this is why it is *supposed* to be funny) you rape the little girl and she crys, then you wipe the blood on your willy from the raping onto her teddy. She cries again.
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04-24-2006, 03:06 PM
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Pow!
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04-24-2006, 03:06 PM
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Bright F*cking Red
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: San Diego
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^thats past offensive....thats just disgusting.
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