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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
In a war between ninjas and pirates, the ninjas would swiftly kill any groups of pirates they defeated, whereas the pirates would force defeated ninjas to become pirates (by threatening them with the plank, as is the pirate way). Eventually, through their more efficient use of resources, the pirates would prevail by using the ninjas-turned-pirates against the remaining ninjas.
And don't tell me that the ninjas would prefer to stay ninjas, and not choose to become pirates. Who wouldn't prefer a life of getting drunk with your ship-mates over one spent wearing a grimy mask and itchy black spandex?
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Ninja would out smart the {butt}pirates by pretending to turn and then using their sneaky ninja skills to kill them all silentlike while they slept! Then debo the ship and get more ninja together they could use the {butt}pirate looking ship to go meet up with other pirates on their secret {pirate}pirate island and use sneaky ninja skills to do it all over again on many {butt}pirate ships! Succeeding in whiping out all {butt}pirates!
Why do you think there are hardly any {butt}pirates out there these days? The ninja took them out! Ask around, there's ninja everywhere! The juggalos will tell ya'!
PS-ninja aren't super heros, they don't wear spandex.