Ninjas or Pirates? (cover, quote, talent, Ching, hands)

DontRunMeOver · 04-25-2006, 07:23 AM

In a war between ninjas and pirates, the ninjas would swiftly kill any groups of pirates they defeated, whereas the pirates would force defeated ninjas to become pirates (by threatening them with the plank, as is the pirate way). Eventually, through their more efficient use of resources, the pirates would prevail by using the ninjas-turned-pirates against the remaining ninjas.

And don't tell me that the ninjas would prefer to stay ninjas, and not choose to become pirates. Who wouldn't prefer a life of getting drunk with your ship-mates over one spent wearing a grimy mask and itchy black spandex?

~~i kill people~~ · 04-25-2006, 08:33 AM

ninjas would whoop a$$ pirates suck

Doc.DGAF · 04-25-2006, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

In a war between ninjas and pirates, the ninjas would swiftly kill any groups of pirates they defeated, whereas the pirates would force defeated ninjas to become pirates (by threatening them with the plank, as is the pirate way). Eventually, through their more efficient use of resources, the pirates would prevail by using the ninjas-turned-pirates against the remaining ninjas.

And don't tell me that the ninjas would prefer to stay ninjas, and not choose to become pirates. Who wouldn't prefer a life of getting drunk with your ship-mates over one spent wearing a grimy mask and itchy black spandex?

Ninja would out smart the {butt}pirates by pretending to turn and then using their sneaky ninja skills to kill them all silentlike while they slept! Then debo the ship and get more ninja together they could use the {butt}pirate looking ship to go meet up with other pirates on their secret {pirate}pirate island and use sneaky ninja skills to do it all over again on many {butt}pirate ships! Succeeding in whiping out all {butt}pirates!
Why do you think there are hardly any {butt}pirates out there these days? The ninja took them out! Ask around, there's ninja everywhere! The juggalos will tell ya'!

PS-ninja aren't super heros, they don't wear spandex.

DontRunMeOver · 04-25-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Doc.DGAF

Ninja would out smart the {butt}pirates by pretending to turn and then using their sneaky ninja skills to kill them all silentlike while they slept! Then debo the ship and get more ninja together they could use the {butt}pirate looking ship to go meet up with other pirates on their secret {pirate}pirate island and use sneaky ninja skills to do it all over again on many {butt}pirate ships! Succeeding in whiping out all {butt}pirates!
Why do you think there are hardly any {butt}pirates out there these days? The ninja took them out! Ask around, there's ninja everywhere! The juggalos will tell ya'!

PS-ninja aren't super heros, they don't wear spandex.

They're not very good ninjas if people know they're there! And what do you mean, no pirates out there these days? How many men (or women) with beards have you seen in the last week? Every one of them is a pirate! People who use baths? Pirates. Plumbers? Pirates. Tour guides? Pirates. Car thieves? Pirates. The people who work at theme parks? Pirates.

Yes, there are ninjas still around, but they have real trouble getting jobs... what do they put on their cvs? 'I can tread more quietly than the night', 'You will not suspect my devious designs', 'I look good in black'? Pirates have 'teamwork', 'well-travelled' and 'able to hold his rum', much better. And who would let their daughter marry a ninja? They're the last of a dying breed my friend.

Doc.DGAF · 04-25-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

Yes, there are ninjas still around, but they have real trouble getting jobs... what do they put on their cvs? 'I can tread more quietly than the night', 'You will not suspect my devious designs', 'I look good in black'? Pirates have 'teamwork', 'well-travelled' and 'able to hold his rum', much better. And who would let their daughter marry a ninja? They're the last of a dying breed my friend.

Who would know the ninja was there?

Ninjas actually have way more to put on a resume than a pirate! ninjas work in clans(ha-cha), practice every skill they can possibly learn-incase it may come in handy on future missions(high-ya), must be well versed in multiple dialects of many languages-for anywhere a ninja may end up(dun-dee-dun), and all ninja are potentially leaders-they promote from within (chunin, jonin, genin)! Oh yeah! Plus they don't punctuate their every sentence with "arr!" or "aye!" or "ahoy!" Of course granted every now and then a "ha-cha!" or "high-ya!" or "dun-dun-duhh" slips.

littleknowitall · 04-25-2006, 10:09 AM

pirates travel in boat loads with cannons and swords, any chance they get they'll stab you in the back, they'd use dirty underhanded tactics to whoop the silly ninjas arses and drop them in the shark infested waters whilst stealing all their valued possessions, the ninjas wouldn't know what hit them.

Bleeding.Mascara · 04-25-2006, 10:21 AM

Ninjas are pretty much the best.

Piss Me Off · 04-25-2006, 10:35 AM

Pirates are easily the coolest, i don't think they'd win in a fight though, they would be inebriated with grog....

God i love pirates.

Bleeding.Mascara · 04-25-2006, 10:46 AM

Drunken pirates and crazy ninjas is a pretty awesome combo.
I think Ninjas would win.
Because they flip out and kill people.
I want ninja skills.

Slowhand · 04-25-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc.DGAF

Exaclty, dumbasses got lost! Ninja use boats too when it suits them, to siege a port town, or some daimyo's home or whatever. They also invented the first submarine and used boat shaped shoes to walk on water.

I could tell you about entire families of famous ninja. But if you just want one...Sarutobi Sasuke, Hattori Hando, Mishima Onisuke, Kirigakure Saizo, Miyoshi Sekai, Miyoshi Isa, Anayama Kosuke, Unno Rokuro, Kakei Juzo, Nezu Jinpachi, Mochizuki Rokuro, Yuri Kamanosuke...pick one.

Oh and as far as "ninja hookers" go, they're called kunochi. Many ninja are hookers themselves, in order to get a target in bed (for assasination, or gathering of information-post orgasm).

Damn...dude knows his ninjas

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Bleeding.Mascara Groupie Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: my favourite dream (Australia) Posts: 13	Drunken pirates and crazy ninjas is a pretty awesome combo. I think Ninjas would win. Because they flip out and kill people. I want ninja skills. __________________ .::[+] My Very Own Nightmare [+]::. *[my heart* is beating. you make me nervous.]**

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littleknowitall Pow! Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,671	pirates travel in boat loads with cannons and swords, any chance they get they'll stab you in the back, they'd use dirty underhanded tactics to whoop the silly ninjas arses and drop them in the shark infested waters whilst stealing all their valued possessions, the ninjas wouldn't know what hit them.