rubber soul

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

Less than two years old. It was, however, my mother's 21st birthday.

2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?

I used to like Seven and Sevens, but have been a teetotaler for twenty years now

3. What's your eyesight like?


Lousy. My left eye never was good and I have to wear prescription glasses for my right.

4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?

It depends. I want to trust people but experiences have made me skeptical of motives at times, especially in the public arena.

5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?

Martha Quinn in the eighties

6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?

None of them- I hate War!!!!

And now, some nonsense questions again:

1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Because I'm not anoerexic

2. When will there be a harvest for the world? Take two aspirin and call me in the morning

3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?
I have... lepers?

4. Why can't I get no Tang?
Because the grocery store is out of it, dummy!

5. How can I protect you in this crazy world? Send thumbtacks

6. What do you want from me? I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

(But, you'll shoot your eye out!)

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