1. Where were you when JFK was shot?
On the grassy knoll of my mom's bush.
2. What's your favorite tipple (drink)?
Punk Rock for Rich Kids
3. What's your eyesight like?
I once had 20/20 vision, but a mind numbingly extensive career as a person involved in the world of all things IT has taken it's toll.
4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?
I try to empathize with most people.
5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?
None of em. Look at me. I'm the center of attention now.
6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?
Any one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06lyUXuQT_Y
And now, some nonsense questions again:
1. Why do nerds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Because derp.
2. When will there be a harvest for the world?
Walp, Spotify's out.
3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the leprechauns in your head?
Yes. I can turn a fish into a Shillelagh.
4. Why can't I get no Tang?
Cuz you got to have the sweet poon and the wang dang first.
5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?
Kevlar
6. What do you want from me?
Better spelling.