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Old 09-17-2023, 10:37 AM   #201 (permalink)
Karice
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They got up the next day. They ate and got ready for the day. Axl chatted about how they'd just given away $600 Million within a couple of days! Cake Cream all acknowledged this too. Axl decided to make a list of things they bought and gave away. Cake Cream were all up for this. Axl smiled. Axl wrote



$5,000 for Axl's hospital stay(Axl's multiple gunshots)
$15,000 for James hospital stay(After James was hit in stomach by Jimmy's bass guitar)
$20,000 for Billy's hospital stay(After Billy was shot in stomach)
$100,000 for Jimmy's Bail(Axl only)
$10 Million for Billy's Bail(Axl only)
$18 Million to Woodstock
$80,000 to reimburse the GoFundMe (Axl only)
$300 Million to Claven Records(To fix Claven Records corrupted files, for them to upgrade to new system, and to give Claven extra "fun," money)
$300 Million to Allison Peters(To make her confess in Court she lied about everything in the prison interviews and to make her promise to never say anything damaging about Cake Cream and Axl)
$100,000 for Axl's Bail(Axl only)
$100,000 to Cake Cream (Axl only, to thank them for being good friends to him)
$250 Million to Brian Washington (Axl only, to get Brian to permanently leave Cake Cream alone)
$100 Million to Izzy(Axl only, to get Izzy to come back to Guns N'Roses)
$100 Million to Steven (Axl only, to get Steven to come back to Guns N'Roses)
$200,000 to Brian Washington (Axl only, to get Brian Washington to permanently leave Cake Cream alone)
$150,000 Frequent First Class plane flights
$100,000 for Food and drink(Such as constantly ordering food and drinks by delivery, grocery shopping, eating at Restaurants, buying popcorn and soda at movies, etc)
$150,000 Hotel stays(Luxurious Penthouse Suites and rooms)
$500 Million to Cake Cream (Axl only, to buy Cake Cream Rights, Royalties, and name)
$500 Million to Axl(Cake Cream for Axl being a good Manager and friend)
$25,000 in clothes
$25,000 in personal hygiene and toiletries(Such as toothpaste, shampoo, toilet paper, paper towels, soap, razors, etc
$$10,000 in bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets
$1 Million to Axl(Cake Cream for Axl being their Lawyer)
$100,000 to Melissa The Waitress (Axl only to make up for Mr. Wealthy scamming Melissa)
$233 to Melissa The Waitress (Axl only, to pay for his own meal and Mr. Wealthy's meal)
$50,000 in Utilities such as water, light, gas, air conditioning, phone, cable, internet)
$6,000 in phone devices(Iphones for all 6)
$6,000 for Meal for everybody (Axl only)
$250 in Coke the drink(Axl only)
$60,000 in Entertainment(Such as movies, trips to Hawaii, trip to Canada, trip to Disney World, shopping at malls,
$10,000 in regular healthcare
$10,000 in hair care
$$10,000 in insurance
$5,000 for Axl's therapy
$5,000 for Andy's therapy
$25,000 in Court Cases
$30,000 for Cocaine and Subutex (Billy only)
$30,000 in musical instruments
$20,000 in miscellaneous things like dish washing soap, toiletries, played, silverware, cups, etc.
$25,000 for Andy's vacation (Andy only)
$ 600 Million to Billy, James, Jimmy, Mike, and Axl (Andy only, as an act of contrition for stealing 1.6 Billion)
$30,000 in LYFT rides
$700 Million to The Lottery for taxes(Andy only)
$700 Million to The Lottery for taxes (Andy only)
$100 Million to Andy(Billy, James, Mike, Jimmy, Axl for passing the loyalty test)
$120 Million to Claven Records(To buy back the Cake Cream Rights, Royalties, and name)





Axl made a list of their income

$100,000 for Cake Cream Demo
$10 Million for Axl from Older Axl
$50 Million for live shows
$10 Million plus Royalties or Time For A New Era!(Axl only)
$5 Million gift from Older Axl to Young Axl
$20 Million plus Royalties for All The Sweet Filling
$30 Million plus Royalties for Tasty Cake/Tasty Cake Reloaded
$250 Million plus Royalties for Bronze Cake
$100 Million plus Royalties for Bitter Sweets(Axl only)
$200 Million plus Royalties for Cream Rose
2.5 Billion from Brandon Records
$500 Million for Lottery win(Andy only)
$375 Million for Lottery win (Andy only)
$1 Million for Billy's burned down house
$500 Million for Royalties for all albums

According to Axl's calculations, Cake Cream and he had earned a combined net worth of roughly 4.5 Billion. And had spent about 2.5 billion, so they still had a combined net worth of about 2 Billion. Cake Cream and Axl all smiled.
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