OK, Psy-Fi, Raghuberr65 and everyone else, here's the companion thread to Anti-Drug Songs That Don't Suck.
My posting of this thread is not an endorsement of the recreational use of drugs. Trust me, I'm a doctor
Let's start off with this tune by The Cramps: "Hey people, all aboard the drug train":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOZtk5P7RCU