A dirty old man pulls up to the primary school, spots little petey walking out on his own, winds down his window, dangles a bag of fun size mars bars out of the car and says, "Hey kid, come in my car and I'll give you a mars bar."
and little Petey replies, "Give us the whole packet mister and I'll *** in your mouth!"
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Yup.
Because I chose to play the fool in a six-piece band,
First-night nerves every one-night stand.
I should be glad to be so inclined.
What a waste! What a waste!
But I don't mind.
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Originally Posted by Crowquill
Nirvana pisses over David Bowie and Nirvana isn't even that good.
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