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Old 05-11-2006, 03:20 PM   #291 (permalink)
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Levithian, that was excellent.:
*Takes a bow*

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I dont like Prince Phillip because he's a racist.I also dont like the Queen because she's German...so that leaves me in a funny situation

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this pole about famouz peds only son. urban hatmonger gotta get his work reconized, gotta make a name fo hisself. naamean?
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ad anyone wanting rampant sex with a hairy horny welshman may feel free to take me up on that one :D
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:59 PM   #292 (permalink)
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That was impressive man.

I love it
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Old 05-11-2006, 04:10 PM   #293 (permalink)
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A guy finds a lamp on the beach and so he rubbed it. A genie came out and told the guy that he will grant him one wish.
Well the guy was caught off guard and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii?" Well the genie thought about it and said, "Do you know how much is involved in building such a bridge?
I would have to sink pilings down miles into the ocean. It would take millions of yards of concrete. The labour would be incredible. Can you think of something else?"
By this time the guy has had time to think, and says, "Okay, can you make Albion stay up next season?" The genie looked at him and said, "Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four?"
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Old 05-11-2006, 08:58 PM   #294 (permalink)
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A dirty old man pulls up to the primary school, spots little petey walking out on his own, winds down his window, dangles a bag of fun size mars bars out of the car and says, "Hey kid, come in my car and I'll give you a mars bar."
and little Petey replies, "Give us the whole packet mister and I'll *** in your mouth!"
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Old 05-11-2006, 10:26 PM   #295 (permalink)
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Yo mamma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mamma's so fat, is school she sat next to everybody.


I heard those somewhere.
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Old 05-12-2006, 01:47 AM   #296 (permalink)
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A guy finds a lamp on the beach and so he rubbed it. A genie came out and told the guy that he will grant him one wish.
Well the guy was caught off guard and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii?" Well the genie thought about it and said, "Do you know how much is involved in building such a bridge?
I would have to sink pilings down miles into the ocean. It would take millions of yards of concrete. The labour would be incredible. Can you think of something else?"
By this time the guy has had time to think, and says, "Okay, can you make Albion stay up next season?" The genie looked at him and said, "Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four?"


Its on Right Track...Its on!

very funny though
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I dont like Prince Phillip because he's a racist.I also dont like the Queen because she's German...so that leaves me in a funny situation

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this pole about famouz peds only son. urban hatmonger gotta get his work reconized, gotta make a name fo hisself. naamean?
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ad anyone wanting rampant sex with a hairy horny welshman may feel free to take me up on that one :D
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Old 05-12-2006, 07:48 AM   #297 (permalink)
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Two aircraft , one carrying a cargo of red paint , one carrying a cargo of blue paint have crashed into each other over a mountain range.

Rescue services have said both aircraft are marooned
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Old 05-12-2006, 07:53 AM   #298 (permalink)
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That's not offensive, but it is funny.
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Old 05-12-2006, 02:37 PM   #299 (permalink)
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Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
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Old 05-12-2006, 03:27 PM   #300 (permalink)
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lol^
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