Originally Posted by right-track

A guy finds a lamp on the beach and so he rubbed it. A genie came out and told the guy that he will grant him one wish.
Well the guy was caught off guard and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii?" Well the genie thought about it and said, "Do you know how much is involved in building such a bridge?
I would have to sink pilings down miles into the ocean. It would take millions of yards of concrete. The labour would be incredible. Can you think of something else?"
By this time the guy has had time to think, and says, "Okay, can you make Albion stay up next season?" The genie looked at him and said, "Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four?"

Originally Posted by dirt mcgirt

this pole about famouz peds only son. urban hatmonger gotta get his work reconized, gotta make a name fo hisself. naamean?

Originally Posted by littleknowitall

ad anyone wanting rampant sex with a hairy horny welshman may feel free to take me up on that one :D