Originally Posted by kiki chunt

Joe Dolce - "Shaddap You Face"

Insipid novelty no1 in the UK, Feb 1981 - replacing John Lennon's 'Woman'.
It stayed at No1 for 3 weeks, and kept Ultravox's 'Vienna' from reaching top of the charts. A twee cheery little sing-along song, delivered in a stereotypical Italian accent. Mercifully a one hit wonder, neither him (cancer, I hope) nor the song were ever heard of again - like a little national shame we stay quiet about.
Still haunts me though.