God asked me what I was wearing...LMAO.
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Me:
hey love
God:
You've got my full attention. Love is all we need.
Me:
Yes I agree
God:
Aw. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Aw
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
4:11 PM
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
no, dear
God:
It seems like an IQ test to me.
Me:
no hon
God:
Are you serious? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Aw.
Me:
Aw is a term of endearment, love
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
So what about ***s?
God:
OK. Does it have anything to do with hon?
Me:
Yes, actually,
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
Did you burp?
God:
No I didn't burp. What's it like?
Me:
Haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
YOU'RE FUNNY LIKE A CLOWN!
God:
Humor helps keep the conversation lively.
Me:
Why yes it does!
God:
How often?
Me:
99.9 percent of the time
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I'm unique
God:
One of a kind, eh?
Me:
And then some
God:
But not all?
Me:
ALL!
God:
" But not all?"? All?
Me:
ALL
God:
"" But not all?"? All?"? All?
Me:
ALLLLLLLLLLLLl
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Wouldn't you like to know?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
A black silk hat, a black thong, a blue bra, a back shirt and tight jeans
God:
Do you like blue jeans or another color?
Me:
blue
God:
Green.
Me:
Red
God:
Blue.
Me:
I said that already
God:
Perhaps. What did you mean by it? That is " Blue.".
Me:
You said, "do you like blue jeans or something else" I said, in short response, "blue"
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Then tell me dear, what DO you mean?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I would do a search for it.
Me:
Google it then, I'm not your slave.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Like a bird
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Is it now?
God:
Right now? That's what I was told.
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
in the hood
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
The dark ages, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Is that a fact.
Me:
No, I'm American.
God:
I didn't think so. Were you born in the USA. Which state?
Me:
New York
God:
New York City or New York State? Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK.
Me:
New York State...it's funny out here. A lot of people are alcoholics.
God:
Upstate New York is very pretty. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. How many?
Me:
I live in in Upstate New York!
God:
What is it like living in in Upstate New York?
Me:
Funny
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I do, ya knowwwwww!
God:
Thanks for the information: said ya knowwwwww.
Me:
Uh huh
God:
Yup. Are you kidding?
Me:
All the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
It amuses me
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
"funny"
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
You've said that like 800 times, love.
God:
I said that? Interesting comparison.
Me:
Mhm.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Maybe, you tell me.
God:
Perhaps. What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
It's an expression
God:
What does it mean?
Me:
get with the times
God:
Where can I get with the times?
Me:
with me in New York, arharhar..
God:
You and your you in New York arharhar.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
dear!
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
that I am
God:
" Are you serious?" You are?
Me:
I am serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
when does this thing end?
God:
What if I said it never does?
Me:
then I'd exit out the conversation
God:
What would make you exit out the conversation?
Me:
I would.
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
That it never ended
God:
this thing end never ended?
Me:
Yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
byeee
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
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