Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

My niece (who is 2) woke up from her nap and came running outside because her mom had told her that Uncle Nate was there. Myself being the role model that I am, I was kicking back and enjoying my 10th beer of the day. She comes ripping across the yard with arms wide open to give her Uncle Nate a huge hug, I scoop her up mid-sprint into my arms and the momentum forces both of her feet travelling at about 200 mph right into MY F*CKING BALLS!!!

I have never been in so much pain in my life, they are a hideous shade of purple and have an agonizing dull ache.

No wonder I don't have kids